Wacky video game clown suicide is a joke. Real suicide isn't. The National Suicide Prevention Hotline is 1-800-273-8255 if you're in America or visit https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/ if you're outside America. There's someone that can talk to you right now.


This game is a work of fiction! A Tom Collins without soda water is just a modified Gin Gimlet! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
A clown walks into a bar... except this is no laughing matter! He's got a gun to his head! Oh jeez! You've gotta talk this clown down!

Fix him a drink, see what he likes!

Throw the drink at him, you're not getting anywhere near a clown with a gun!

Give him some sage advice and a ear to talk to! Better not be insincere!

And just pray... PRAY... that the cops show up before anything happens!


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Thank you so much! Wouldn't work for the LIFE of me, decided to remove it! Much obliged!